A guy I work with: I love you
Me: have you ever had the feeling you dick its inverting? Cuz mine its right now.
dude I work with: ouch that hurts man
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog
as long as the bun is tight.
Walking around a mall looking for Halloween costumes, but haven’t seen anyone...– JTHM (via chuckflanigan) <3 (via southern-discomfort)