If I reincarnate into a monkey, I’m totally gonna be that monkey that’s always wanking it whenever people are looking. Just sayin.
I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.
Could you imagine if Muammar Qaddafi and Charlie Sheen had a love child? How amazingly ugly and narcissistic it would be? /shudders
you’ve got red on you.
i fucking love shaun of the dead.